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Tom Brady's New Gummies, IVF Embryo Ranking, High-Tech Recovery, and Questionable Taurine Benefits

👋 Welcome to this week’s Wellness Wednesdays! We’re diving into futuristic embryos, GOAT-worthy snacks, high-tech recovery beds, and taurine truths. It’s innovation, wellness, and a touch of weird—served fresh!

Longevity by Design: Ranking IVF Embryos Based on Lifespan Chances

A new service from Nucleus Genomics lets IVF parents score and rank embryos on the risk of over 900 diseases—like Alzheimer’s, heart issues, and even height or IQ traits—for $5,999. It’s called polygenic risk scoring. While it may help future kids live longer, experts worry it could lead to eugenics, stigma, or inequality. Think of it as designer babies without the paint job.

GOAT Gummies: Tom Brady's Vegan Snack Game-Changer

After retiring, NFL legend Tom Brady teamed with Gopuff to launch GOAT Gummies—organic, vegan, fruity snacks made in France with no artificial junk. Available in three flavors (Sweet Rush, Sour Burst, Tropic Fusion), they cost $4.99 per pack and are delivered in about 15 minutes. Brady says they’re his go-to “game-time snack.” It’s a bold pivot from quarterback to snack entrepreneur!

Shiftwave: High-Tech Recovery Backed by Pro Athletes & Neuroscience

Shiftwave is a recovery tool built for elite soldiers and pro athletes, now being tested in wellness centers. It uses neuroscience to reduce stress, recalibrate the nervous system, and speed up recovery—while you just lie back and relax. Think high-tech chill mode for those tough post-workout days

Taurine: Not the Anti-Aging Superhero We Hoped For

Taurine’s been a biohacker favorite for boosting lifespan—animal studies showed promise. But new research from NIH finds taurine levels don’t drop with age consistently in humans, monkeys, or mice. It’s more tied to sex and species, not aging. So, it’s not a reliable anti-aging marker. Still, it plays roles in immunity, antioxidants, and brain function. But hurry—don’t stockpile those pills yet.

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Fast FAQs

  • How do polygenic risk scores work for embryos?
    They analyze thousands of genetic variants to estimate probabilities for various traits and health conditions.​

  • Are GOAT Gummies healthy for everyone?

    They’re plant-based, organic, and dye-free—great for most, but check for fruit-based sugar if you’re sensitive.

  • Who should use the Shiftwave tool?
    Athletes or anyone recovering from intense workouts or high stress—plus wellness centers and sports clinics.

  • Should I take taurine to slow aging
    Not yet—current evidence doesn’t support aging benefits. It still aids other functions but isn’t a longevity pill.

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